Saturday, November 16, 2013

I Have Had It

I have decided to try something new and talk to women that actually like me or at least admit that they like me. I would 110% of the time prefer to be by myself. My friends say this is unhealthy so I literally stick my neck out there once a year to prove them wrong. Dating in NY sucks. In just a couple of encounters with one girl, I have endured ten personalities; clear frustration; demeaning behavior and why? So I can say I did it? Well I did and where does that get me? At some point, our society will have to accept that some people don't belong with other people. We are slowly accepting the reality that some people don't want to get married. I am willing to stand up and proudly admit that not only do I not want to get married, I also don't want to be coupled up. It is not that I am adverse to compromise. I am charming and personable and talkative and a great listener and I remember everything you say and I don't want to get married and I don't want to share my space and I cook every single day and I don't want to cook for you and I am the abnormal One. I meet a woman who wants to get married and that seems to be her only shining light. She hates kids. She hates life it seems and she definitely hates me. How does one navigate the world looking for a mate with such hate in their heart? We have all been wronged. We all hurt. We also know to put on our best clothes; take an extra long shower; smile brighter on a first date. We know if that new person wants to see us after, we have to somehow keep it going. We all have to express a little and reveal less. We have to keep them coming. We have to play the game. Without these mating rituals, where would we be? Some people think reciting their resume is enough. What I say to that is at some point I will stop thinking with my dick. You have to play the game to win at love. I have no gamesmanship, but I convince people anyway. Those who, in their thirties, haven't figured out who they are and how they relate to others keep me in my woman cave with wine, tequila and beer thanking God I haven't succumb to the pressure of the coupled.